I know, I know. I am a couple weeks behind
in my current events with this latest video. But I was gearing up for
vacation right as this story was hitting and didn't quite have time to animate
my snarkery before hitting the road.
Well, technically that's not true. I did
have time, but I had to cancel Bible Class my last Sunday before vacation in
order to go to my cousin's ordination in Iowa. And, you see, one of the
Lutheran Satire Rules is that all of my videos have their world premier in
Bible Class before going up on the webbernets. I do this for two reasons,
those reasons being:
1. If I happen to get a little too mean or
irreverent in my satiricizing, I want to give folks in my congregation the
opportunity to pull me back from the abyss of angry cynicism before I embarrass
myself and my congregation in internetland.
2. This is the core of my evangelism program
where I create a bunch of Lutheran Satire addicts who will leave their high
paying jobs and 6,000 square foot, ocean front mansions for Channahon, IL in
order to be the first consumers of my confessional silliness. You may
think that this is a really dumb evangelism program. And you are
right. In fact, it is so stupid and gimmicky and non-Lutheran that I'm
quite certain I can convince at least half of the mission executives in the
Lutheran Church-Missouri Synod to adopt it by the end of the week.
Zing.
But I digress. My original point was that
my brain came up with the idea to do a video something like what this one ended
up being before I left town. And after my brain came up with that idea,
my brain then thought, "I should probably write a blog piece fleshing out
a bit the Lutheran view of the pope as antichrist and why it's neither news nor
terribly controversial." But then, just a few days into my vacation,
my dear friend Mollie Ziegler
Hemingway wrote
this superfantasticalbodaciouslyawesome piece for the Wall Street
Journal. So then my brain thought, "Sweet! Now, I can just
link Mollie's article instead of thinking!" My brain is lazy like
that.
So there you have it. Read the article and
enjoy. And if you didn't know it before, you will now know why Mollie is
one of the LCMS's greatest living treasures.
What was the line about "a Wiccan priestess wearing goth face"?
ReplyDelete...wearing golf cleats.
ReplyDeleteThe problem is that there are about 11 confessional Lutheran laypeople who believe that the Pope is the antichrist. And there are only about 3 Missouri Synod pastors that have ever preached that in public.
ReplyDelete"I confidently affirm that whoever calls himself Universal Bishop is the precursor of Antichrist." -Pope St. Gregory Diologos
ReplyDeleteWow, as a Lutheran pastor I am part of an extraordinary minority. One of three. :)
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